Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Treadmill Pinch

A Treadmill Pinch happens when you try to have sex with the gap between your treadmill and the floor, then by some mistake the treadmill is turned on and it rips your foreskin off giving you a Jewish trim.

Example: you hear about Johnny's Treadmill Pinch? There's still foreskin all over his workout room

by Mr.FoxNoir June 17, 2019

angels pinch

Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.

Did you get any in your lip or was that all an angels pinch?

by ColtenF1989 September 16, 2017

Wasabi Pinch

A pinch but nails are used to dig in. Called a wasabi pinch because it stings like wasabi

ouch!! he just gave me the worst wasabi pinch, broke the skin

by Sezabug September 19, 2018

Taco Pinch

taco pinch·ed , taco pinch·ing - Girl hating on girl. A jealous female who interferes and deters sexual advances towards another female. Usual behavior found in most undesirable and vindictive females.

That ugly fat bitch taco pinched my sister at the club last night.

by Jade G August 2, 2007

Charlestown Pinch

When you're wiping your anus after pooping and you don't want to get the poop on your balls, you pinch the toilet paper together to get the last bit of poop.

I had sticky poop so I performed a charlestown pinch to keep clean.

by Ian[FL] November 11, 2006

penny pinching

This is the act of consuming pennies and later shitting them out. One who performs this act is a penny pincher.

As I swallowed the handful of pennies, all I could think of is how badly I'd be penny pinching the next day.

by bLiTcH January 9, 2008