Phoosh

When you go to the bathroom to illuminate a stool but it comes out as a liquid ( diarrhea ).

Falling water makes a fooshing ( Phooshing ) sound.

Phoosh, Phooshing, Phooshed.

I think I need to Phoosh.

I I have no energy right now, I’ve been Phooshing all day.

I feel much better, I just Phooshed.

by A.H.W.S. July 28, 2021

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phonster

Phonster is a humanoid creature spotted around Atlantic Canada .
It's a dangerous creature that has never been caught. It survives mainly from squirrels, berries and bog water. The smell it gives off smells like roadkill. Its tall, skinny and hairless, and have pointy black teeth.

Its said if you happen to see the phonster, you should turn around very quickly and leave the area you are in,hopefully it dont see you. If it sees you, it will will chase you down until it either kills you or you get away.

One person was chased by the phonster and out of fear , they threw up and the phonster got distracted and started to eat the bits of food from the vomit.

Its said once you lock eyes with the phonster, it will haunt your dreams for the rest of your life and you will go mad in result of this.

Phonster is a woodland creature on Atlantic Canada to be feared.

by Space kitten September 17, 2021

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