stewart paterson

Is wonderful person he has many, many talents but will not show them, he is confident and should get a special girl for a special boy :)

perfectstewart paterson

by Stewie1539 December 30, 2013

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

jean patterson

'That person' that never has money or cigarettes/ lighter and asks for one.

While asking they will pat their jeans as if they've miraculously left there's somewhere.

Generally a scruffy individual.

did you see Jean Patterson outside scrounging a fag?

by Janker89 September 2, 2016

Jacob Paterson

ugly and mean jk good with guys tho ;)

hey I wanna meet Jacob Paterson he's a real charm

by Jabsiansn May 23, 2016

Two-Parter

When you belch, think it's over, then let out another bit of belch.

A: burps, burps again
B: That was a wicked two-parter!

by essyjizzenburger February 2, 2017

taylor patterson

Very good looking girl nice body and big butt taylors have a nice smile and can fight

I just went out with taylor Patterson it was awesome

by Pizzaeater10x3 June 19, 2017

circle pattern pants patter

Used to discribe someone who cant find something they just had. Usually resulting in the person turning around in circles and patting their pockets over and over.

i cant find my wallet and now ive become a circle pattern pants patter

by The Feelgoods January 8, 2018