Porcelain Pastry

when someone takes a mean dump, preferably at a bakery and forgets to flush on purpose. leaving the turds "pasteries" in there for the next unlucky users enjoyment.

i went to take a shit at the local bakery and as i opened the toilet seat i gawked at the porcelain pastry someone had left for me.

by BROSKIxSCALLOPS May 9, 2012

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salty pair

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

by saltypairofyourfav December 8, 2013

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pantie pastry

When a male masturbates and cums in a females panties, then hides and watches the victim put them on.

"Andrew gave Samantha a Pantie Pastry, then rejoiced at the sound of her screams as she pulled them on."

by WiJac01 September 18, 2017

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Put Pastry

Group chat for the boys

Did you see that chirp fest in Put Pastry last night?

by Biscuitandtheboys September 26, 2017

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chau-pair

Chau-pair.

A mix between a chauffeur and an au-pair.
When you are driving your drunk friends around and you’re having to look after them and control them!

We went out last night and I had to chau-pair my friends. It was embarrassing!

by Seb Latour March 8, 2018

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