toilet paper touch

when you are wiping your ass and the toilet paper rips so your finger touches your asshole and possibly goes up the asshole by "accident"

dude i was taking a wet ass shit and the toilet paper was really thin so i accidentally did a toilet paper touch

by THE TOUCH July 15, 2009

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PaperBatVG

The only exception. The champ. The bossaru. PaperBatVG loves his subscribers a lot.

We are the champs of PaperBatVG!

by Loyal Homie :3 July 7, 2011

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white papers

An executive summary; a report whose purpose is to simplify an unknown subject or product in a desirable way. Also, a report summarizing a session of parliament or government in the UK.

"We got another pile of white papers from M$. I threw them in the circular file."

"I needed to catch up on the day's decisions so I grabbed the latest white paper."

by Mike Losh December 3, 2007

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like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

by DrNordo January 17, 2009

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When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

by Martin Hunter May 3, 2006

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pampero

Pampero is a delicious drink usually consumed by two people after a nice movie in a bar where smoking is still allowed. Once the pampero has been consumed, the two people automatically turn into lovebirds and suddenly get a feeling that they might be made for each other.

Do you wanna drink a pampero with me?
No Sorry,I cannot take the risk since I'm in a relationship

Wanna go get a drink?
Yeah,why not, do you think we should have a pampero?
Hell yeah, I waited for this moment so long!

by Brotkaefa April 6, 2017

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