When a men rubs his hand all over his junk vigorously, then proceeds to grabbing someone face (preferably his girl) after they have done something wrong, question them or refuse to obey them.
Me: Hey Reece your girl really embarrassed you last night!
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.
Reece: I know, that why I gave her the monkey palm when we got home.
by Slip N Slide Joe March 05, 2014
palm muting is commenly know to guitarist as a tecnique used in playing, but here is the true definition it is when a person unsupecting after talking shit is slapped directly in the mouth with the palm first.10 point bounus for making them cry 15 point bonus for knocking out a tooth 20 point bonus plus bragging rights for knocking them out!
by GROVESTOWN June 21, 2006
by Mack Daddy April 23, 2003
A place filled with retired folks, who come to restaurants every night at 5 PM. It's also timeshare heaven for other Southern California residents.
by surrealfx August 02, 2005
At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.
When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."
by mike87111 April 20, 2010
by Dave July 08, 2003
"Babe you've been a beast in bed lately, are you seeing someone else?" ... " what? no! I have just been taking myself to palm prom, twice a day."
by Rincloud January 15, 2018