Palmer

A guy with a record breaking Penis

Jeez, That guy over there! That’s a palmer!

by Palmer February 22, 2020

lewis palmer

an absolute fucking cunt

hey you hear about that lewis palmer ?

yeah hes a fucking cunt

by Potatatatata March 10, 2020

Jay Palmer

A class A Twat and a fucking dickhead

Oi That’s Jay Palmer a class A twat and a fucking Dickhead

by Special R.B March 11, 2020

Scrufftin Palmer

It's like a Arnold Palmer but made with Steel Reserve 211 beer and lemonade

Waitress "and what will you have to drink?"
Me " ill have a Scrufftin Palmer"

by shady in the sun June 15, 2020

Oral Palmer

Sexual menu item at brothel for getting half oral and half vaginal sex. Stems from the 50/50 and Arnold Palmer drink of half lemonade and half ice tea.

Madam: What can we interest you in today?
Horny Man: I could really go for an Oral Palmer today with Skyy

by OtisFlex October 23, 2012

Rocket Palmer

Iced tea mix %50 with Rockstar Energy + Hydration Lemonade.

variations include the Shitfaced John which is a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

by ambasator of Mix September 23, 2011

pippa palmer

what can i say about pippa palmer, or shud i say phillipa palmer. imagine your 8 years old and playing minecraft and u see an arrow shot next to ur head, you turn around and u see a skeleton, OH WAIT THATS JUST PIPPA!!! however this is strange since she has a quite larger circumstance area as she does no excersize and has a minimum wage paid job at the age of 18… disappointing! she has 0 friends and the ones she “claims as friends” were payed by her parents for years now to slowly make her more socially acceptable, quite dim and often not the sharpest tool in the shed, her eyes look asian however she is a sheep shagger and full on brexit geeza. very much a tory in which her parents despise her L😮L. that’s it basically weird girl would not recommend 3.6/10

omg is that pippa palmer? no it’s just a whale!

by froglover1987<3 May 31, 2023