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Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
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Slug Oven

A slimey grungy warm vagina with slug-like skin curtains.
I was all excited until i got a wiff of her slug oven.
by Big Nasty J October 16, 2010
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back oven

Based on the idea that a pregnant woman has a bun in the oven at the front, a back oven refers to the back passage, usually of a gay man. It can refer to an empty or full back passage.
“Hey Martin, I have just put a batch of Vegan brownies in the Aga. While they cook, would you like to repeatedly and passionately enter my back oven against the kitchen work top?”

“Why yes, Bradley, I would!”
by Back oven man May 10, 2020
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fecal oven

port a pottie on constuction site, oilfield site, or other outdoor venue in the summer
While torquing a cable, I was sweating so bad in there. It was a fecal oven
by oilfieldtrash77 October 15, 2009
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Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.
I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...
by Betty Wight November 26, 2017
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pickle oven

by dnbfiend November 25, 2009
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