konkey grease

The lube one uses on their body to more easliy slip into a leather outfit whilst playing the role of a konkey.

Seth slathered konkey grease all over himself in preperation of the evenings festivities.

by Seth the gimp January 9, 2011

orange grease

orange grease is what you get after eating crappy food and when you fart you get this wet orange grease that leaks from your ass. sometimes you can also have a pepper (see pepper) at the same time.

I ate a bunch of greasy food from the char-pit and now I have the orange grease.

by truth guru June 14, 2010

Greased Up

When a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. If she is sitting, standing could result in an embarrassing wet spot.

Jake: I just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!

Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.

by LordCinderbottom October 28, 2011

Greased Lightning

An expression to portray something to be faster then lightning.

When something is greased, it generally moves faster.

Try that again and you will be out of here faster then greased lightning.

by Cenax March 18, 2005

grease up

Having sexual relations which can be moist

Did you get lucky last night? Yeah I had a grease up with some bird!

by Berri Mug November 25, 2013

Grease Trap

An obese female's vagina.

Laura has a sickening grease trap.

by J. Feases August 30, 2006

ass grease

It's the sweat you get in the crack of your ass when your roasting your balls off.

Boy OH BOY!! It sure is hot as hell in here today,PATTY.I have got some serious ASS GREASE goin on.PEGGY laughs,and says WHAT THE HELL are you talking about? ASS GREASE MOMMA ,ass grease,then after some explaining she agrees,it is as HOT AS HELL.(TRUE),(TRUE)

by Empire @#@%<04> April 17, 2004