Cum Couch

A couch or sofa soiled by numerous ejaculations.

Hold up, don't sit on that cum couch unless you want to get pregnant.

by Crazy Breezy July 27, 2021

couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.

This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.

by Ping207 August 9, 2017

Couch Commentator

A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.

I'd really enjoy this tv show more, if the couch commentator would just shut the fuck up.

by beatboxbill September 12, 2021

potato couch

Refer to couch potato

A person who sits on the couch and does nothing such as watch tv

Evelyn is such a potato couch

by Iistheman May 9, 2017

couch rice

A lazy asian couch potato

Look at him he is such a couch rice

by Kabcam December 15, 2018

Couch Nutter

A guy who while attending a gangbang blows his load before he even gets his turn, usually on the couch while masturbating or getting fluffed.

We had two couch nutters at our last gangbang that we won't be inviting back.

by bullforcouples69 January 15, 2021

Couch Con

The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.

Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.

by Lindsey D May 26, 2007