Bull Canoe

When a Bull searches for a Condom but the only thing that fits is a Canoe.

As my Dad used to say... "Aren't we all just Bulls looking for a Bull Canoe?"
Then the shaking started...

by RuneClaw November 29, 2019

Sleepy Bull

When you start to fall asleep sitting upright and your head starts to fall to your shoulder and you snap back upright and act like nothing happened.

She threw her neck out while doing the sleepy bull.

by Biggie Turanowicz August 01, 2012

bull mess

Nice way of saying bullshit.

Lets go down to the bar and start us a buncha bull mess with the bouncer.

by WillMyers March 07, 2007

bull eye

In Cajun country a bull eye is referred to a spotlight or the beam of the light.

We were sitting in the camp one night and heard something after our chickens and Dad said get the bull eye to see what's after the chickens.

by Pemon' December 15, 2018

shower bull

Similar to a shower beer. The act of drinking a Red Bull while showering. Usually done late in the evening to prepare for a night out.

Dude, I totally had to shower bull it up to have energy for the night.

shower beer red bull

by SL and TO September 05, 2010

Horned Bull

An obese, butchy lesbian that walks around the house wearing nothing but a strap on.

My roommate is a horned bull. I can’t have any friends over.

I was bent over cleaning behind the couch when my horned bull said it was playtime.

I used to only date lipsticks but now I’m more attracted to horned bulls.

by Eaton Holgoode November 02, 2018

bull tricking

Bovine sport in which a human participant dazzles and confuses a bull through sleight of hand, oratory skill, juggling dissimilar objects, musical numbers, fashioning balloon animals, rhythmic gymnastics and classic Vaudevillian showmanship until the bull becomes bored and falls asleep, thus delighting the silent spectators.

Bull tricking was first popularized in rural central Illinois in the early 1990s as a humane alternative to other bovine sports.

by KopeofOnrac December 21, 2011