off toast

someone who is dumb that killing brain cells would make them smarter

you have fucking off toast

by Samurai552 September 30, 2018

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bathtub toast

Generally, major disappointment in oneself. Specifically, the act of killing oneself in one's bathtub through electric waves. Abbreviated as "btt".

My girlfriend dumped me. Bathtub toast.

by eliaszjm December 20, 2016

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Takin' the toast

When having ass sex, coming at the exact same time as the toaster ejecting fresh toast.

"Oh. Bro, I'd just been flippin' the omelet, and oh, i had my shit all timed out clocks, right? Came, dude. Just as the toaster popped I was takin' the toast.

by mega miles December 17, 2008

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Nutter toast

An essential part to the most important meal of the day. Take your toast and release your seed upon it, then spread as if it were butter.

"Hey man, this tastes weird. I thought you said this was butter toast?"

"No bro, I use toast for a jizz rag. That's nutter toast!"

by Some random guy named CS February 15, 2018

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Toast prepared for drunk naked housemates by a previously asleep, sober, unnaked housemate. invented in Southampton in 2009. Use of a sober dressed party necessary to provide modesty via hands and less risk of drunk knife/appliance use. Often accompanied by lunges.

"Emily, we're drunk, wake up and make us some NAKED TOAST because we're busy covering our genitals with our hands and can't slice bread."

by Westridge massive January 14, 2014

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