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omelets made great

An alternative to "oh my god" (or OMG). Often used in forum posts, note the deliberate (or not) misspelling of 'omelet'. Sighted most recently on Woot.com's forum posts.
Omelets made great! I love your new t-shirt!
by Chu422 September 26, 2010
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Sausage Omelette

Pronunciation: "Saw-sahge ohm-let"

1. An omelette made with sausage, eggs and various spices.

2. a) Sexual intercourse involving an older male and a older female. b) Any sexual encounter involuntarily observed, involving the observer's mother/male acquaintance older than 45 years.
1. Friend 1: "I've finally gotten eggs so I can make ya'll my famous sausage omelette."

Everyone else: "Yay!"

2. Friend 1: "So I was visiting my parents last week, and I forgot to knock on their bedroom door in the morning. When I walked in, they were making a sausage omelette. I died a little inside."

Everyone else: "Eww..."
by Mewsy July 1, 2009
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Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.
Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!
by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017
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Iron Omelette

When a girl takes her menstrual leftovers and prepares it like one would a regular chicken egg. The next step after earning your red wings
Egan: Aye Ben how was your date?
Ben: It was her time of the month so we fucked and in the morning she made me an iron omelette.
Egan: Bruh that’s fucking grass
by Stay geeked December 1, 2018
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Dirty Omelette

When you put all the ingredients except the eggs into the pan first and cook them up before pouring the eggs in.
I threw some peppers and ham into the skillet and poured the eggs on top, making a dirty omelette.
by Glitch Wulf January 20, 2020
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The Mexican omelet

It is when you pull out someones pull out couch and take a massive stinky log in the middle. Then you fold the couch back up like nothing happen....
I was so mad at my mother-in-law that i left her the Mexican omelet
by King steel December 28, 2019
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Omlette with Fried Bacon

Excessively obese woman with long curly red hair.
Man, Kara looks like an Omlette with Fried Bacon!
by Faitraen September 30, 2008
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