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San Francisco Bake Sale

An uncomfortably high ratio of men occupying a bar, club or house party.
Upon entering the bar, it was immediately evident that a San Francisco Bake Sale was going on. We took our par and we got outta there...
by CosmoKramer April 28, 2008
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New Hampshire Sales Tax

Money stolen by a prostitute after her john has already paid her for her services.

So named because New Hampshire has no sales tax. This term was coined by an unlucky customer who stated "I knew they must have gotten it somewhere."
After I passed out that bitch took her New Hampshire Sales Tax.
by gothhenge September 22, 2004
mugGet the New Hampshire Sales Taxmug.
When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012
mugGet the Post Traumatic Sale Disordermug.

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
mugGet the Stone Line Sales LLCmug.

look at one's sales

(verb) to set eyes on one's money.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
mugGet the look at one's salesmug.
buy someone a CAR for christmas?? HUH?? -did someone tell these dealers i'm shitting golden eggs?? -GOLLY GOSH DARN!! (respect for christians!!) -what kind of world are we living in??

-even if i were a 'high roller', the person would have had to have been a basic slave to me, to rate that.........(this includes SEX!!)
most of the car dealers have the christmas car sales delusion!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
mugGet the christmas car sales delusionmug.

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