rob on my nob

jerking off for someone else

Mariana: "Eww, Kirsten please rob on my nob."
Kirsten: "Oh no!"

by ashattack August 25, 2008

Hob-Nob smuggler

A person that enjoys moving vast quantities of Hob nob (the tasty oaty biscuit) using only the anal cavity.

Daniel: I've got a real bad craving for a hobnob!
Kelly: Wait a minute I'm sure I've got an extra one up here somewhere! There it is!
Daniel: Did you just pull that out your arse?
Kelly: Yer, and there's plenty more where that came from!
Daniel: WTF, Your a Hob-Nob smuggler!

by crashandburnds December 15, 2009

Slob my nob

slob my knob

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

nob-jockey

some one who rides paradise

stop fucking your brother nob-jockey

by faggotkid January 10, 2009

microsoft blows nob

you're fuckin' a right they do.

Because of how they force windows 10 on every one of their customers, Microsoft blows nob.

by The Griffins August 2, 2016

Sweetcorn Nob Nugget

The small nugget of poo left on your bellend after having rampant homosexual sex.

Oh dear, I've had to flick the sweetcorn nob nugget off my bell, it was making the place look untidy!

by LeonPlayaFly April 15, 2010

Uncle nob head

An uncle that gets really drunk at weddings and wears white slip on shoes

Your uncle who is an uncle nob head

by auntie nob head August 8, 2011