A tiny village with no significance in the North Yorkshire Moors with a pub that has no significance anymore ran by an overweight soon-to-have-a-heart-attack man. In general Newton is a very dreary village mostly containing over 45 year old's that are in their mid-life crisis. The kids in the village either down at the local park (the only fun place in the village)
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
or indoors cause it rains all the time, or doing shitty homework given to them by a shitty school, ran by a shitty headteacher
Kid 1: You wanna go teh park later after I've had tea.
Kid 2: Yeah be out in a bi(t), got nout to do.
Known as Hillbilly Heaven with stories about it all the time such as being a place full of backstabbers. However there are some perks to living here. 1. Tractor Rally (Always good to watch) 2. Not worrying about getting shot or stabbed (it is England). On the other hand there are negatives: 1. Nothing to do EVER! 2. some farmers are moody as shit that are shite to talk with. 3. Watch out for Sheep Shaggers.
Newton-Upon-Rawcliffe
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
Man 1: I'm off teh pub in New-on later wanna grab a few pints.
Man 2: I'm fine tah mate, bloody dull village, sheep shaggers all ower
by mc.rib246 February 12, 2020
Get the Newton-Upon-Rawcliffemug. An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."
Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
by trobLd January 24, 2011
Get the Doing a Newtonmug. A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
Get the The Nipple Newtonmug. by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021
Get the Newton's 4th lawmug. Cam Newton has to go out and buy a home in 5 different cities now to prepare for the next few years.
by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021
Get the Cam Newtonmug. The vertical newton is an exciting, arousing, fast-paced newfangled form of foreplay that involves multiple senses by inserting the penile organ into the partner's ear. Due to the blood pressure and sensitivity to temperature of the ear, the intensity of the foreplay is heightened. Warning: not for beginners. If you are not in tune with your partner, it is very easy to damage their eardrum permanently.
by Austin Hunkoolovin August 17, 2009
Get the Vertical Newtonmug. by Panini press March 26, 2020
Get the Fig Newtonmug.