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Isaac Newton

Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”
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newton's 4th law

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Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2)

Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) applies directly to tech companies. It states that if one half Indian and two full blooded Indians that live in a shed in a third world country living off curry chicken, from chickens living in their shack, along with a $300 laptop and a dial up internet connection have enough fire in their stomachs (not from the curry chicken) can beat you to market with your own tech idea -- you might as well not start at all.
Yvette:
I have this idea these boys pitched me that would revolutionize my business. There was zero risk on my part, it was a complete slam dunk. But although there was no risk, I couldn't lead my team with enough passion to be able to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2).

Wing Wang Wong: My chink friends and 2.5 Indians had this idea. We only had a $150 laptop and water vapor as an internet connection, but the combination of chinkiness ratio of eyes and brown skin on our team, pure grit and will to win allowed us to defeat Newton's Fourth Law (pt.2) (we're all multi-billionaires now).
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Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
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NEWTON HEATH

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Newton heath

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Newton

Bum ass nigga that makes no bread. Also has a short man dressed in a wig as a girlfriend. Most likely to be the III.
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