myspace

a place for retarded people who like to gain their amount of friends by adding random people they don't even know.

person 1: HAHAHA LOL LOOK AT THIS PERSONS MYSPACE LMFAO
person 2: AHAHAHAHA OMFG IM SO ADDING HER!
person 1: -.- you add everyone
person 2: what do you expect its myspace :D

by sophay_lmfao January 17, 2008

myspace

A soul sucking social networking site, watched over by the all-knowing Dashboard Confessional loving overlord Tom. It has taken over bands and comedians, and occasionally causes an empty-headed push-up bra clad blond teenage girl to be kidnapped and murdered by a balding 40-something pervert.

It turns the common person into a predetorial animal, causing them to see who can get the most friends and pits ally against ally when one is removed or moved down a spot on their Top 8.

I visit Myspace five times a day, even when I know I don't have any new messages or comments.

Someone with a life: Dude, Tom is just a bot.
Random myspace-crazed teenager: ZOMG STFU TOM IS REAL!!

by Random Emo June 17, 2007

myspace

A HIGHLY overrated website that 95% of the world's population seems to be completely obsessed with.

Myspace = completely useless crap...

by CreatureOfTheNight July 28, 2006

myspace

If you think of the Internet as a human body, MySpace is its worst form of cancer...

Cancer kills people and destroys lives unless managed properly...
I think you see how MySpace is similar to cancer now

by Dave John Scott Ward the 1st September 6, 2006

Myspaced

When a person was once popular, but then their popularity bombed

Joe: WTF happened Tom? you just Myspaced

Tom: Shut the fuck up before i rip you're eye's out cunt!

by Lonely Tom September 8, 2012

Myspace

Myspace is a site that is based fully on getting more "friends." The term is called "whoring." It is all a big race to get 543279543279420798 friends more than Tom, the maker of Myspace. To be a "popular" Myspacer, you must be "scene"(a label much like punk,prep,goth,emo, etc.)
This site is very addicting.
I advise you do not start one.

myspace.com/sceneXcore
"lolz I love your hair! It's so myspace scene!

by haha! Lauren! May 6, 2006

myspace

a social website that is obsessive and life-consuming.

many people have ditched their social lives to hang out on myspace.

by paytonritchey July 16, 2007