blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Deflating my balls

To call someone out for blatantly lying & fully expecting to get away w/ it.

Guy: That hot girl? I've slept w/ her.
You: dude, Stop deflating my balls.

by OwordO January 24, 2015

tugging on my balls

tugging on my balls means someone’s playing in your face or busting your chops

Hey bro! Are you tugging on my balls rn?! You got to be kidding me!

by whorehouseballstug November 17, 2023

breaking my balls

When your coach is an absolute BADASS and he playfully gives you a rough time in training but all in the spirit of good fun and competition

Damn dude the coach keeps breaking my balls!

by Moylestorr March 1, 2021

Base My Balls

The act of cutting one’s dick off, and slapping his balls with it.

Woman: Hey, have you heard of that guy who asked his girlfriend to and quote, ‘base my balls?’

Man: Yea! It was on the news and everything.

by Iceleaf29 December 21, 2018

suck my balls

A popular astronaut game that people on the internet won't shut the fuck up about.

"you can SUCK MY BALLS"

by your mooooooooooooooooooooooom November 8, 2022

Suck my balls

Some body is sucking your balls

Lololooloololooloolololoolo

Suck my balls tummy

by Enderboyplayzyt June 14, 2019