mustard

A definitative taste that one might often try on its own. It is often not unusual to see a Gre eat this delicious treat willingly without compromise.

I'll eat that tube of mustard even if i don't get paid to do it!

by Mike Ockhurtz March 11, 2005

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mustard bomb

A sock filled with a pint of mustard; commonly used for beating the puss.

Man I just mustard bombed the fuck out of my girlfriends puss.

by t-munch August 16, 2003

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a shirt that looks like diaharea mustard yes i cant spell

in my english class this really hott kid named chris wears a mustard shirt bc he nos he looks sexy in it giselle wants to slap his ass

by ivannahumpalot April 14, 2004

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An army term: To dip ones pork sword in your commanding officers antique mustard pot to gain revenge.

Neil was not happy with his team leaders 6 month evaluation of him and took it upon himself to Colonel mustard him.

by Jonah Blue October 29, 2007

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The dark colored stains left on the toilet bowl after a slimy poo.

I ate way to much chili and left some kicking bowl mustard in the John.

by Turd lover October 22, 2003

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For those who do not like mayonnaise , it is a form of tricking them into eating mayo because it is indeed mayo.

IS this mayo? No it is White Mustard.

by Brian Mcpherrin May 29, 2007

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Have a girl eat a hot dog covered in Mustard, punch her in the stomach and have her puke on the tip of your dick

I was walking down the street and a lady gave me mustard tip

by Happy Puppies December 12, 2016

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