Punch a Muppet

The feeling you have when you are so angry that you feel like you could punch an innocent and adorable character, such as one of Jim Henson’s Mupppets.

I’m so mad, I could punch a Muppet!

by RadioJock March 22, 2024

Muppet

Another word for an idiot. It is commonly used by British people to express disappointment. In some cases it is used as a friendly term that has no intentions of hurting anyone.

Them: I may have dropped my food all over the floor
Me: Oh you muppet!

by InsertStupidNameHere October 1, 2021

Muppet

A person who sings or plays in a band.
Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.

That band is a bunch of muppets!

by Martin (J) May 3, 2008

Muppet Gapped

Getting gapped so hard by GodofYinandYang

When the enemy lose so hard in a league game it not just diff it a Muppet gapped

by Yomyslime August 8, 2021

Muppet

A person who does stupid and often retarted things

Look at Gary, he just popped a stiffy in front of his cousin. What a muppet

by Jiffyjustpoppedastiffy May 18, 2019

Muppet face

An idiot

What a Muppet face!

by Lola wants a bone December 27, 2019

Muppeted

When one's sexual partner inserts their entire hand and wrist almost up to the elbow into one's asshole they gain the ability to work one's body like a fuckin Muppet

I don't remember that was I being muppeted?

by Mick diggler March 11, 2021