muppet high-five

When two people are fisting the same person, same hole or different holes and they high five inside the person.

Chelsea was so excited to be the muppet in the muppet high-five tonight.

by MoxieMinion April 12, 2024

Reverse Muppet

Rather than sticking a hand up the other person's anus (Muppet), A Reverse Muppet is sticking a hand down another person's throat.

If you keep pissing me off I'll turn you into a Reverse Muppet.

I gave him/her a Reverse Muppet last night.

by cafeine-disciple October 13, 2023

Fuck-Muppet

A muppet designed to be used in self (or partnered) gratification sexually. Usually with the "entrance point" is the part where your hand goes for male, or has a protrusion for the females, either built in, or somewhere like fingers should go.

This dumb handless fuck-muppet broke the internet.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

Muppet

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

by Eric th' Red April 2, 2009

Muppet-Helling.

When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.

Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.

by MM132 June 21, 2023

Handless Fuck-Muppet

A person with the mental capacity of a Fuck-Muppet, without a hand in it. IE they are useless to you, offer NO support, and can't even get you off....

This is the handless fuck-muppet that killed your cat with petrol trying to make it go woof.

by WarbearPrime August 14, 2021

harvey is a muppet.

he is just a muppet.

Harvey is a muppet.

by gethany wheelis May 18, 2020