Danger-munch!

When someone has some tasty food that they have left unguarded you eat it without the owner permission. Its utterance renders the act more socially acceptable.

"Danger-munch!" *eat slice of tasty pizza*

"Man that was my last slice."
"Yeahhh mate danger-munchh!"

"Did you just eat that last biscuit?"
"Yeahh sorry mate Danger-munch."

"Mate I can't believe that b*****d ate my pizza!"
"To be fair mate, he did call Danger-munch"

by TheDangerMuncher September 4, 2013

munch ons

another word for snacks, or food to eat in general

“yo bro you got any munch ons?”

by xan da goat June 12, 2020

Munching on mulch

A sexual act where one licks the butthole of another.

Munching on mulch is Victor’s favorite thing to do after his girlfriend takes a shit.

by Mulch muncher May 30, 2023

Boo-munch

A person who is a bummer, makes people frustrated, and is never fun. This person does not relize that they suck. They think that what they are doing is for the best but it really just upsets people.

Girl 1: "Sorry my mom says i have to finish my homework. i cant come over"

Girl 2: "she is such a boo-munch!"

by S.Valentine<3 July 1, 2011

beezer munch

When you lick the outside of the rectum vigorously.
Also can be defined when a group of men and women get together to eat each others beezers.

Why don't we get together for a beezer munch?

by Beezer104 August 4, 2015

munching the kitten

another way of saying 'eating out vagina'

Person 1: "What did you do last night?"
Person 2: "I was munching the kitten."

by SpoiledJam March 28, 2021

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022