Double fisted mule kick

The act of kicking an opponent behind you while spinning around and striking them with both your fist clinched together.

Jim just tried to do a "double fisted mule kick" on the dude at the bar. He missed and fell on his ass though.

by skibby avenger July 30, 2011

$40 Government Mule

Term used to relate the very large size of a woman's hind end. Also has a double meaning as a mule is in fact an ass.
booty phat ass big ass

by electromatt May 24, 2018

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

A long eared, lady-boy that could suck a hard egg through a straw.

I got way too fucked up last night and woke up this morning laying next to a Chinese suck-egg mule.

Abnormal vibration or wobbling, as of a person who serves as a courier of illegal drugs.

by Shun October 16, 2003

To masturbate violently and prolifically.

by Ebin October 29, 2002

Something or someone needing or getting a very severe beating.

The next time l catch you punks hanging around my girls, l will beat you like a red headed stepchild's rental mule!!!

by I, Wreckerrr October 10, 2016