Sylvia Moss

Herpes infested bitch that has children that look like they had third degree burns. Also likes chodes and coons.

I forced Sylvia Moss to eat my mastadon cock while Jair Taylor watched.

by Umitaylor08 March 2, 2019

Moss Eater

A species that resides below the crust of the Earth, which feasts primarily on moss.

"Yo did you hear about the national moss shortage?"
"Yeah, heard the moss eaters caused it. Fuckers."

by loathesomemosseater May 29, 2024

Moss Mentality

The mentality of when the person don’t care about the problems they’ve caused. In addition they ignore/run away from any criticism or backlash. While still thinking they’re right. They’re also probably apathetic.

Named after a groomer, Softieguts, also known as Moss.

Softieguts: Oh you’re mad at me for grooming someone?? I don’t care! Why should I care!!

A bunch of people: *criticizes them*
Softieguts: Woe is me I’m getting death threats! Better run away and still think I did nothing wrong!!!

People with human decency: Uh oh shes got the Moss Mentality

by ThePostFall July 23, 2022

Mosses

A gigantic, fat, pile of lard

look at that mosses over there. I didn't know land whales lived here.

by LeeGarvin April 25, 2017

Moss

When a player catches the ball over another player (specifically a defender) in football. The term derives from the football Hall of Famer, "Randy Moss".

The wide receiver mossed the defender.

by Supergirlcoco September 8, 2025

Moss

Green Homophobic thing from Pikmin

Moss hate the gays

by Devastator's scrotum July 30, 2023

tooth moss

The green algae growth on an individual's teeth as a result of the lack of practicing good dental hygeine.

Henry - Did you see Baker's green teeth this afternoon?
John - Yep, they were overgrown.
Henry - He probably will need to use a weed eater to cut that tooth moss!
John - Tell me about it. He's fuckin' disgusting.

by Meat Teeth March 18, 2014