Lesbian Mole

There are only 2 lesbian moles in existence. They can't stay above ground for long periods of time, but when they do they look like normal human girls fond of the same sex.

When they need to go underground, they use their claws (fingernails) to rip the ground open and disappear. Once below ground they can only come to see the earth's surface while underneath special cardboard box pods will small slits in them to see through. Then they have to wait there for a while before re-exposing themselves to sunlight.
Lots of fun at parties and nightclubs. Keep the moles alive and feed them girls!!!

Lesbian Mole 1: I'm going to rape you when you turn 24

Lesbian Mole 2: Excellent.

by Can't Touch This 87 April 1, 2010

Fish-faced mole

A slutty mole that often has her face in fish position (ie. sucking cock). Is big-breasted and resides in Marrickville.

Get off your knees and get us some chocolate, you fish-faced mole.

by Kylz August 4, 2004

Mole Mound

One person has to be laying on their back for this to work. It deals with delicious dong (or healthy alternatives) being insterted into a willing mouth. The thrusting effect gives the illusion of a surfacing mud diver on a persons throat. The Mole Mound is not gender, or species specific.

The Mole Mound is soooo much easier to perform than the treacherous but tempting Tritons Tailwhip.

by Moony Cobblestone May 27, 2007

molebarrassed

embarrassed by a mole on one's body; usually occurs when one takes his or her clothes off during sex in front of a new partner

I could tell she was molebarrassed because she made me turn the lights off during intercourse. By the location of her newly placed band-aid, I could tell she was trying to hide her mole because she was molebarrassed.

by Beaverboyduffield August 25, 2008

Mole

A spy of an organization such as the mafia,some gangs and cartels ect. who is undercover as a police man or woman.
The organization first hand picks some young person and puts them on there pay roll and sends them through a police academy and they then join the police and rise through the ranks all the time funneling information to the cartel,mafia ect.

John is really a mole.

by Deep blue 2012 December 15, 2009

My fiber molecules!

When a person is a friend that eats fiber

Your my fiber molecules!

by King o' Fiber March 3, 2020

Whack a Mole

Whack a mole is an exciting game that requires one male and at least three females. The females bend over with their pants at their knees, from this they proceed to pop turtle heads out of their assholes. As soon as a turtle head pops out the male is responsible for "whacking the mole" with his cock. This game is preferably done with freaky Asian girls.

Dude what did you do last night? Owe just played whack a mole with the chinese student association.

by hans vienermen November 11, 2009