monotone matt

the baddest mothafuckin voice in the world

drew: look, it's monotone matt!
girls: yeah i know, he's making us hot

by matt October 10, 2004

hall monitor

Having sex in or around school grounds.

John:I totally fucked this chick in the science lab!
Joey:Oh so you were a hall monitor.

by michael smego January 18, 2008

mojito

Synonym for "thank you," usually used to express extreme gratitude.

BONES: Would you like a cold beverage?
TED: Yes. Mojito! Would you care to partake of my floss?
BONES: Mojito!
TED: Bonfire.

by Cold Bones July 4, 2007

Monitor Lizard

A person who spends too much time at the computer for frivolous reasons,gaming or aimless net-surfing. Same as Mouse Potato

That guy spends so much time playing Halo he's becoming a real monitor lizard.

by Rann109 October 16, 2008

line monitor

me, marjorie, i monitor lines.

the girls stred at me from the line i was monitoring, because i am the line monitor

by marjorie June 1, 2003

[Cheat Beat] (or) [Baby Monitor]

The slang for using the heart beat attachment perk in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3.

(Guy1) Quit using that Cheat Beat (or)Baby Monitor .
(Guy2) Yeah, but I'm getting a lot of kills with this Cheat Beat (or) Baby Monitor.

by egyptiandreams January 4, 2012

montoluimas revenge

vicious diarrhea similer to the same effect when you drink the water in mexico; montoluimas revenge is also normal diarrhea but with extreamly loud airy farts in between each launch of dung.

oh my god! I got montoluimas revenge i need to see a doctor!

by noob cake man December 3, 2006