Mong

A person who is lazy and unmotivated. Typically due to excessive marijuana use, this is usually their only hobby/interest and will do anything for a sesh.

Oi rory mums your being a mong

by Certified.Gxng March 30, 2023

Monging it

When someone Pompeii’s after to many billies

Sois stop monging it, or I’ll draw on your face again!

by Al Sama Bin Ladin June 12, 2022

Mong

A Mong is used for all pronouns when you refer to them as dumb/oblivious and often do not get obvious hints.

This Mong won’t leave me alone. I’ve cancelled on him 5 times why won’t he get the hint?

Or

I have left this girl on read 5 times in a row, she’ is such a Mong .

by Bringbackaussislang May 30, 2019

grit mong

a nice booty, bubble butt, wonderfully shaped ass

"damn, im telling u dawg that's a nice grit mong"

by niggafive August 30, 2025

Mong

Blane McGarry

Fuck sake blane you cunt, you’re such a mong

by Cumlord420 February 8, 2019

Mong

A person of incredible stupidity or someone you strongly dislike

"That guys a mong" or if somebody messes up you might say "Your a mong"

by Matty420 September 7, 2016

Mong

A person who has a large ego and feels the need to boast about their achievements. A antisocial gorilla at times and portray themselves as a superior species. They go by the name Farooq,Farhan etc…..

“Oh look at that show off, what a mong!”

by CoonyManker December 16, 2021