Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees
3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday
by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023
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Miss Carlisle in room 53 was being an absolute twat earlier asking for pain meds, so when I went to take her temp I demolished her olfactory receptors with a Manhattan Monday
by Ireallydont September 8, 2021
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"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
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