When It Monday

be like im sad and lonley plz help am very sad today and want f o r t n i t e b u r g e r
life form: r u sad

other life form: yeah cause when it monday
by peeweehermanthethird December 20, 2019
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Triple Monday

A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
Triple Monday was particularly difficult this year because New Years day was on a Sunday.
by Deepthoughts75 January 03, 2022
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Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday
I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.
by Satan is a part god July 13, 2016
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molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty
Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*
by koka_kola December 12, 2019
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mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.
"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"
by greenskill July 29, 2014
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Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
by Wookie4u January 09, 2010
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Southside Monday

A.(originating in Chicago, A sexual maneuver in which a male ejaculates into a females hair, making her resemble “Southpaw” the Chicago White Sox beloved mascot.

B.) It's where you go to the Southside and ghost ride the whip in the Comiskey Parking Lot while the tailgaters watch
I gave Jessica a SouthSide Monday yesterday. She was so mad.
by Zigmas Maloni May 09, 2022
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