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Ur Mom

That one word that you can not come back from a roast when someones says that to you!
Billy-YOU LOOK LIKE A DIRTY POPTART
You-UR MOM
Billy-His brain explodes*
by OKBUDDY February 14, 2019
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mom-shaming

Criticizing or degrading a mother for her parenting choices because they differ from the choices the shamer would make.
This woman is mom-shaming me for not breastfeeding my daughter .
by edictionary February 16, 2017
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goat mom

Goat mom is a character from the populair Indie-Game, Undertale.
Her real name is actually Toriel. But that nickname was given because
in the game, she is pretty like a motherfigure to you.
" OH MY GOD GOAT MOM <3 " - A random Undertale Trash.
" Why does even people like her anyway? " - A furry hater.
" OH GOD, IM SO SORRY GOAT MOM! " - Someone doing a Genocide run.
by Xrayer April 13, 2016
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Soccer mom

A usually white, middle-classed woman. She drives an SUV. Her kids are her "little angels" and are more important than anything or anyone else in the world and deserve to play game demos or do anything else more than everyone. She doesn't let her "little angels" watch TV with "naughty words" such as crap, pussywillow, and pants. Her kids aren't allowed to go on the internet because it's all about sex, raping little children, buying useless crap, and getting scammed. She strictly enforces the ESRB ratings systems; by that I mean makes up her own: EC = 10 and under, E = 11 and up, T and above = "Not in my house" (Movies: PG and under = Only movies you can see). Anything that doesn't say they're Christian is automatically Satanic; this includes 99.998% of music. Her children participate in as many after-school activities as possible and are usually at day camp during the summer.

Soccer moms are usually seen screaming at people, getting into car accidents, and breaking copies of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and refusing to pay for them.
by Andrew! August 24, 2003
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it's not a phase mom

when a teen goes through a phase where they take on a different personality but proclaim that they will always be like that.
>mom- when is this emo phase of yours gunna end.?
>teen- OMG It's not a phase mom.
by TheDerpyChicken July 18, 2017
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Lakeway Mom

Definition- The mother of a child attending Lake Travis High School, rarely found south of Hwy 71 and 2244. Lakeway Moms drive more expensive cars than most peoples first houses. They have highlighted hair to match their daughters and have absolutely no need for employment due to their wealthy beyond belief husbands. Lakeway moms spend their money keeping their body in peak condition and clothed in the most expensive brands such as; but certainly not limited to Valentino, Versace, Guess, Prada, Chanel and Gucci (not to leave out Lulu Lemon for their yoga class attire).

Usually called being “stuck up”.

A person who believes he or she is superior to others, often times show rude, snobbish behavior; arrogant.
“If there was ever an apocalypse, all the Lakeway moms would haul ass in their white Range Rovers to the nearest whole foods located in the Galleria right off of Hwy 71 to stock up on the organic produce before it runs out.”

“Most Lakeway moms produce children that are quite similar to them, they have the best of everything, are rude to absolutely everyone around them, and have no rhyme or reason to respect others. They too, also drive nicer cars than most of the teachers at Lake Travis High School.”
by atx0729981013 May 21, 2017
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Wine Mom

A middle-aged female (usually a mother) who enjoys drinking a refined, complex red or white wine most likely bought from Whole Foods with her other middle-aged female friends while exchanging neighborhood gossip. Common topics during this odd ritual include but are not limited to: annoying children, idiotic husbands, fundraisers for an elementary or middle school, that one neighbor who enjoys starting drama, and other neighbors who choose not to maintain their lawn. Wine mothers also tend to post their gatherings on Facebook.
Brenda: Sharon, would you like to join us this evening? We're drinking your favorite!
Sharon: Of course! You know, Martin won't be home tonight, but the kids will be fine.
Brenda: Oh Sharon, you are such little spit-fire! I admire your courage and spontaneous attitude.
Brenda's emo daughter: Ugh, you guys are such wine moms.
by smigwig February 22, 2018
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