minster

a girl named min. whos has the ability to min

She's such a minster

by chris wee May 4, 2005

Mainstream Media

A pejorative used by dumb right-wingers that get their information through Facebook memes and YouTube conspiracy theorists

I hate to break it to you, hillbilly, but credible sources that actually fact check are a part of the mainstream media

by Soul_Driver December 24, 2020

Mainstream Radio

Music that you love but gets fucked up by some retarded radio hipster DJ. Mostly music that has a genre that isn't too exposed, such as House, Dubstep, or Screamo.

Ghosts N Stuff was a great song before Mainstream Radio fucked it up.

by TheBagelThief February 19, 2011

galaxy minstrel

A measure of how many chocolate confections one can secrete under one's foreskin without causing either a) extreme pain; or b) flesh to tear. An average is three. The maximum is six.

Beginners should start with Tic-tacs before moving onto M&Ms. Shoving a bag of Galaxy Minstrels up your foreskin is advanced stuff.

And remember to perform your stretches first.

I was admiring my physique in Asda when I noticed a patch of blood on the front of my lycra shorts. My foreskin had only gone and ripped again hadn't it?

by McGoohan March 22, 2005

Mainstreamphobia

Fear or dislike of normal people

i can't be around these people, they scare me, i have mainstreamphobia.

by ceelowill October 8, 2008

5 mins

BPT Black people time - cultural ghetto lingo for 45mins till you get you get your drugs

Using this phrase multiple times until the desired affect achieved

1:30pm
Frank: I'm here
Stone: 5 mins
Fred: ok see ya soon

2:00pm
Fred: where you at?
Stone: bout to pull up
Fred: i've been sitting here for a minute should I go around the block?
Stone: nah, I'm at the light
Fred: cool

2:15pm
-Drug deal takes place within 20 seconds-

Fred: thanks bro, good looking
Stone: hit me up, I got u, got dat fire

by Joyfulgrl23 March 20, 2017

mainstreamo

emo or screamo that is mainstream also often has extremely bad new cd. term coined when jimmy eat world got there ovaries taken out. thank you www.emogame.com

applies to such bands as all american rejects, jimmy eat world, dashboard confessional, thursday

by anonymous February 18, 2004