Footy Mole

A footy mole is a young woman who attends footy games with the intention of trying to get with the footy players. They tend to dress slutty and have the tits out for the boys.

Oh shit, is that liv wakefield the notorious footy mole wearing a push up bra?" "oh yeah, shes at the game to get with benji marshall, what a footy mole.

by Deerob6279 September 26, 2010

whacking the mole

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

by Dean March 25, 2005

Mobile Assault Vehicle (MAV)

When one decides to break open a congregation of people by barging a friend through them, causing a ruckus.

It was so funny, we caused the fattest ruckus, I just did a Mobile Assault Vehicle on those cunts

by George Bisbikis September 12, 2004

The Mole

1) Chara in the south park movie.
2) A stripy vampire guy
3) Someone who looks like a mole

"We're going to have to call in: The Mole!"

by Ginger Gouki January 6, 2004

Self-Propelled Mobile Sperm Receptacle

Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.

A polite name for a women of very loose morals.

Also, a women who gets around, literally.

The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.

by Coolidge Whore Driver June 10, 2010

Mobile Task Force

The best combative department in the SCP Foundation. Gets to contain and locate cool anomalies as well as use a wide variety of toys like flamethrowers, paralyzing gas, and top-of-the-line night vision.

The Mobile Task Force is the most chad combative department. The Security Department doesn't have a thing on us.

by Inariono August 26, 2019

mole

a really sexy animal that lives mainly underground

dad: ahh no, look at that lump in the lawn, we must have moles
me: ooooo great! *runs out to molest moles*

by sheep shagger January 16, 2004