Missouri mattress

When you (Jack-off) on your brown recluse bite and then rub shit in it.

Supervisor : Bobby was late for work again.

Boss: yeah he needs to deal with that Missouri mattress or he's not gonna make the quotas.

by PhantomEagle November 24, 2023

Drip Missouri

Angry birds epic Modder that made ABE: All stars.

drip missouri made an angry birds epic mod.

by August 14, 2024

Missouri car wash

Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind

Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash

by MissouriMann May 23, 2017

Missouri Louie

When you tie a nuce around a black mans neck

Richard tied a missouri louie around the slaves neck.

by BigPickle7 December 09, 2021

nuking missouri

bear finally comes to missouri to take charlie on a waffle house date

yo bro i'm nuking missouri

by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021

Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.

Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.

by B-ran1980 June 07, 2025

Missouri Effect

When you get here most women you would say are a 6-7, but after a few weeks, you are suddenly unbelievably horny after locking eyes with any woman at a Casey’s

I believe the Missouri effect has kicked in man, that crackwhore was bad as hell, I can definitely fix her

by Urbanmo August 15, 2023