Millenials

Creatures that died from being shot by the government when trying to illegally enter a military base aka Area 51

Grandkid: Grandpa, what was the 2000s like?
Grandpa: Have you ever heard of millenials?

by Bank Ching Ching July 21, 2019

millenia

A fantasy football team owned by a faggot. He has an insatiable hunger for Jenny Mao's booty. Fellatio is also high on his list. Goatse is his idol.

RegginsFromTheSouth: what the heck is the millenia....
The Viet: A team owned by a fucking loser.

by The Viet September 9, 2008

Millennial Breakfast

A continental breakfast for millennial's consisting of sourdough toast & avocado topped with pumpkin, chia or sunflower seed. Traditionally consumed whilst listening to a podcast & washed down with a small glass of kefir.

I love that hotel they do a great millennial breakfast

by two plus two is five January 5, 2019

Millennial

A millennial cycle is equal to 1000 years. The oldest millennial at this point in time (December 30, 2016) should be 16 years of age. Since the turn of the century in 1999 to 2000 started a new millennia. People that state 1980 - 1999 births are the millennial generation is mistaken.

person 1 : i was born in 1999, i am last century
person 2 : i was born in 2000, i am a millennial

by randbo December 30, 2016

Millennial

Someone who has no understanding of government or they’re freedom

This millennial thinks guns should be banned but doesn’t understand that if that happens government will take over

by Cumdrunk October 30, 2019

Millerized

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

by Evan February 23, 2005

woke millennials

1. A young person who I aware of the current geo-political situation.

2. A millennial who doesn't have their face buried in a phone 24/7.

Those woke millennials are protesting to change environmental regulations... in person... without ther phones.

by Careater May 3, 2019