the mile rule

When your girlfriend is In another state so it is socially and politically correct to cheat on her

Carson: Avery is in Alabama

Nash: oh then you can cheat on her
Carson: why?

Nash: cause bro the mile rule

by T$mgang January 19, 2018

10,000 mile rule

When you're 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count

Sami: 'You've gotta go on tour with him' Fiona:'Why?'' Sami: Because of the 10,000 mile rule, 10,000 miles away from your wife, adultery doesn't count '

by Testing12345 October 23, 2017

a miss is as good as a mile

A near miss is still a miss and therefore no better than missing by a great margin. Losing a game by one point is still losing.

A miss is as good as a mile even when i got out in the first round

by Zahraa June 13, 2017

Mileaged

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"

by Mazinsfan123 April 1, 2019

mildly infuriating

its really infuriating to deal with or see but it not to the point of anger so you live with the constant burden of knowing there is an imperfection somewhere around the world that you saw and can never fix.

"hey want to see something mildly infuriating", "yeah" "look at the base... it doesn't move but the blades are wobbling. it will stay like that forever."

by XXX_G@m3rGuy$_XXX January 1, 2020

Mileena

A girl who will be on your side no matter what.When you meet her you know you will be friends for a while.If you ever separate she would always come back.She sweet,cute,intelligent,beautiful,and amazing!

guy:Who is that small cute girl
guy2:Oh that’s mileena!
guy:i’ll have to ask her out sometime

by 🇴 🇴 🇵 - March 29, 2020

Fifty-mile rule

Referring to the required distance from one's spouse to engage in guilt-free extra-maraital sex and/or to not be considered infidelity.

It is not reccommended to verify spouse's endorsement of such rule but rather follow it discreetly and only reference it as a matter of last resort.

Susie Employee: "Mr. Anderson, I didn't come to this conference to have sex with you, anyway we're both married!
Mr. Anderson: "But Susie, thats the only reason I brought you here and anyway it's okay, it's not cheating because we are well beyond the Fifty-mile rule!"

by Bob Dobalena December 3, 2007