Miguel

A chill ass nigga who likes to shoot guns and shoot his shot. He always simping but he the father of simps. Nigga always down for anything and smart af. Ladies hit him up cuz he a real one like a diamond

Miguel “She’ll respond back”
Friend “fucking simp lmao”

by Natpeterson November 23, 2021

Miguel

He is smart and he is the master of roasting people and he is the master of fifa18 and nba 2k18 and is rich

Miguel is rich

by Miguel_12033 January 25, 2018

miguels life

something thats sucks

miguels life is bad

by Kermit The Frog1002 November 12, 2019

white Miguel

The act of Cumming on your girl’s top lip so it resembles a mustache.

I pulled out of her mouth and gave her a white Miguel last night. She says that it’s good for her skin.

by Anthony-tone August 3, 2024

Miguel

Miguel probably looks like Ellen DeGeneres, but its okay, because he’s fit as hell (from his morning walks at a 6’40 pace 💪🏼)

Bessa: “Look at Miguel! He’s so fit, always running!”
Madalena: “Are you talking about that boy who looks like Ellen DeGenere? I’m pretty sure he’s walking… not running..”

by %%%%%%%%% August 27, 2025

migueled

(verb)
-to have extremely violated the sanctity of someone verbally.
-to have exceedingly scolded someone disrespectfully, irreverently, or outrageously far beyond what is justified.

Innocent young Anna immediately quit her job after being migueled by the owner.

by TheUnsilentMajority001 November 18, 2018

Miguel

Miguel is a retarted, stupid person. His barber has to be fucking his mom. He can occasionally have seizures. For some reason he hates his uncle that sounds sped. He has a 7:30 bed time as a senior in high school. Love kobe deadass cock. Sponsored by puma. Never showers either.

Miguel is so stupid

by 5ecret admirer November 21, 2023