Ronaldo vs Messi

Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.

Ronaldo vs Messi

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Messi vs IShowSpeed

Ishowspeed is a Ronaldo fan and Messi is the opposite of Ronaldo

Messi vs IShowSpeed

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

leo messi

leo messi is a better guy than swift or beyonce because they are fucking shit

leo messi

by M8888S| November 24, 2023

Messy Kitchen

When a woman's vagina smells like a sloppy Joe.

I was excited to get her panties off till I realized she had a Messy Kitchen

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Messi

G.O.A.T

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over

by doggoat December 19, 2022

Messy Kyle

A "Messy Kyle" is an order at a Washington Diner wherein if you order the "Messy Kyle" the cook "Rusty" will take you in the back and drown you in 16 metric fucktons of maple-flavoured bacon grease while calling you "Kyle".

Customer: Can I get a "Messy Kyle"?
*muffled sounds of beating and dragging can be heard*

by WeirdMushroom December 26, 2022

Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose

"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."

by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023