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Messy willy

That Messy willy hit me harder than taco bell with extra hot sauce.
by Jerry mayn June 28, 2020
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messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.
by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016
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Messy Slaying

Messy Marv, a rapper who gained vast acclaim in the 90s, routinely included the word "messy" in his lyrics to affectionately describe individuals with a tendency to behave in an amusing manner that some may classify as unruly, dramatic, or controversial.

In the 70s and 80s, the word "slay" was redefined to describe and encourage people "killing it" with their moves and physical appearance on the dance floor.

The two were combined to create a term entitled "messy slaying" which translates to someone who is so attractive or successful in their endeavors that it sparks drama, incites mass controversy, or draws attention.
Girl, you messy slaying in that outfit, you not goin home alone tonight.
by thatdudewithadoggo December 17, 2024
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Messy

I like being messy
by Jonnyboi88 September 21, 2023
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Messy Breakfast

Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Messy Dior

The action of taking a shat on a mans penis weather it be accidental or on purpose
"she gave me a Messy Dior during anal last night."
"did you see him, he totally got a Messy Dior."
by tameisha skanky July 18, 2023
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Messi

Messi is better than Ronaldo. the debate is over
by doggoat December 19, 2022
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