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fucktographic memory

The special ability to remember vividly every single sexual experience one ever had. Similar to a photographic memory but limited to sex acts. Includes remembering physical characteristics of one's past sexual partners, as well as how the sexual encounters happened.
I swear I remember the shapes of all their penises Melissa. How many times do I have to tell you? I have a fucktographic memory!

Checkered memory 

It's what vovich has
I have a checkered memory. there is a 50/50 chance that i might remember what colour my tshirt was 4 years ago and same rule applies for my breakfast today

No Memory March

No Memory March is where you can't remember anything for a month therefore you become retarded until April 1st
Person 1: why is everyone acting so retarded?

Person 2: oh you didn't hear? It's no memory March.

Person 1: no memory March? What the hell is no memory ma-

Person 1's memory: *forgets everything*

Person 1: *goes full retard*

pornagraphic memory 

the ability to remember where pictures, screenshots & memes are in your phone based around the time that you received a nude from someone
AP: you're literally never going to find that meme, its been years
Louie: Bet, i have a pornagraphic memory and i know Emily sent me a nude right around the time I saved that meme
pornagraphic memory by Snaplatts January 19, 2021

Dory Memory 

When someone has the same memory as dory from finding Nemo. These people are generally a little less intelligent than average. Even the most important type of information is forgotten in seconds.
Oh no did Lizanne forget again? She has such a dory memory.
Dory Memory by Somerandomkid123455 February 17, 2021

Muscle memory 

The regaining of muscle which you build up a lot quicker then those who never worked out before
Austin you’re a bitch because you never developed Muscle Memory