by newtooxforddictionaryin2011 April 24, 2011
"EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!! EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!!!!!" -Heavy
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
"SHUT THE FUCK UP HEAVY, I HEARD YOU, SHUT THE FUCK UP" -Very Mad Medick
by DemoknighTeamFortressTheSecond February 28, 2025
When you eat a large amount of food before taking some medicine and sleeping in all day in order to cure whatever sickness or issues you're currently undergoing.
Just finished a big meal of some chicken strips and bread,gonna pop a pill and go into medical hibernation for the rest of the day until my back feels better.
by Lazthedictionist May 28, 2025
The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.
Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...
Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"
Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"
Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 03, 2011
a chemical imbalance in the brain that prevents you from enjoying sunsets. Usually counter balanced by pills, but only cured by therapeutic help.
by Rebelaxe March 25, 2018
Jewish derogatory term.
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.
Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover
Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
Comes from the antisemitic theory of Jews being money hoarders, and, from doctors naturally making a lot of money.
Can also be turned into medic/doctor/nurse, fucker/lover
Also commented translated into Yiddish as "Medikar Faker"
by trashieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 25, 2022
When a medical professional is performing a procedure and unwittingly portrays enhanced levels of sexiness- possibly due to posture, perspective, or use of intoxicants.
While undergoing a lengthy dental procedure, I couldn’t help but notice every muscle rippling in my dentists forearms. I couldn’t even see his face but he was like…medically sexy.
by AlaskanChampion March 30, 2022