Do the Mariusz

To stay silent during a group call pretending the microphone doesn’t work so as to avoid uncomfortable questions.

This is Julian’s business - Julian, i see you are on the line, can you hear me. Come on, don’t do the Mariusz.

I have been trying to get an answer from him all day during our WebEx meeting but he was not answering despite everyone could clearly see he was on the call: he was clearly doing the Mariusz.

by SemolaAtp April 2, 2020

guntius maximus

A creature of female gender that inhabits various chatrooms causing drama and minor disruptions. This beast also claims that it can teleport (ie; traveling in mere seconds from locations that physically thousands of miles apart) and often claims to be married even though it sends out flabby tit pics to any male who has the misfortune of being in the same chat room as the guntius maximus. This animal can be identified by the greasy hair upon it's brainless skull and by the Elvis-like sideburns it's sports. The guntius maximus often has it's enormous belly mistaken for a large tire. The guntius maximus also is known for it's deceptive practices such as sending fake photos to unsuspecting males (usually without even being asked for) and stalking men who question the validity of their outlandish claims. For the male version of this beast please refer to the term 'duckmeat' in urbandictionary.com

The guntius maximus entered the chat room screaming various obscenities and sending pics of her greasy ass to every male in the chat. When asked as to why her hair was so damn greasy the guntius maximus bacame enraged evern further and slammed her fat fist into the monitor.

by Go screw yourself September 2, 2009

scrotimus maximus

huge scrotum. Over Full Scrote

my nutz R Huge. Big Ballz. Ginormus gonadz.

My nuts are scrotimus maximus!!

by N0t my real name March 10, 2008

kegal maximus

noun; a woman with a vagina of supreme tightness.

Dude, Kara's a kegal maximus. You gotta hit that.

by Vaginatarian22 December 14, 2010

Mariusz

He's the coolest and strongest guy you'll ever know.when you're he's friend you'll have luck.By the way he have the longest Penis.

Be a friend with Mariusz because he have the largest and strongest Penis

by MC Mario YT January 3, 2017

asscrackious maximus

being the biggest asscrack ever seen

that motherfuckin idiot is an asscrack"
"no he is an asscrackious maximus"

by jimmyg63 January 20, 2010

stupidus maximus

A term drawing insipration from the Harry Potter series which means a person with a very high stupid quotient. A person who takes stupidity to a whole new level.

Teacher: There are 5 birds sitting on a tree branch. I fire my gun and one bird dies. How many birds are left on the tree branch?

Stacy: 4

Teacher: None. They are disrurbed and scared by the gunshot and fly away.

" Stacy is stupidus maximus, like duh"

by Ballisimo October 15, 2013