Matty Healy

A selfish, racist and sexist person who also has underdeveloped emotional intelligence

“Stop throwing a Matty Healy! You’re better than this. it’s your 45th birthday today for goodness sake, enough with the tantrums please!”

by Bearbelle July 22, 2023

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Mattis

A dog with a juicy fat luscious bubble butt

Bro:bro how’s Mattis?
Me:who?
Bro: juicy fat ass dog?
Me:ohhh-

by Mattis.lover November 14, 2021

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Matty. Matty is such a sexy guy he has the biggest dick out of the Friendgroup, every Matty needs an amazing Gracie in there life to live unless what’s the point in living, a Matty is the type of guy to chill and watch a movie or watch under the stars or a sundset, he doesn’t run into shit quickly instead he takes the slow approach to woo a girl.

"Oh look there’s a Matty I would love to be on top of him"

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

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Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

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