trigger machine

a person or thing that constantly triggers you. A trigger machine can be anything you want it to be. Most of the time, trigger machines are your parents, teachers, or annoying friends. You can joke around with your friends and call them trigger machines.

my professor is a trigger machine because he keeps the class late all the time.

Vika: Elly, you are such a trigger machine!
Elly: Why?
Vika: You're always late to school!

by vikachula January 27, 2020

simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

Pulling Machine

A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.

Guy 1: "Did you see Ryan with those birds?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's an A-class pulling machine!"

by donkin' D December 21, 2010

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.

It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise

by Juan Tolchez February 3, 2018

ben the machine

A term used to describe how mad somebody is. They can be no angrier.

Your so Ben The Machine right now.

by matt1697 June 5, 2011

Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003