Treble Machine

A factory car stereo with unintelligible bass.

or...

A reference to a car notorious for negative bass, i.e. your Grandmother's Buick with all presets on AM talk radio.

Dude, crank the treble machine.

I'm not driving your treble machine, yo.

by moxie_mama April 20, 2010

deuce machine

a term for a toilet or outhouse. A place where you take a shit

Man, those double cheeseburgers are going right through me. I gotta hit the deuce machine.

by McCameron June 06, 2007

paradise machine

an inexplicable feeling of ecstasy resulting from a physical or mental triumph.

I don't know how I managed to pass that class but whatever, I'm on the paradise machine now baby.

by Anodomini89 January 24, 2009

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 05, 2006

Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.

It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise

by Juan Tolchez February 04, 2018

chuz machine

A fat vaporizer

Hey man, you got your chuz machine?

by Dildosaurus Rex February 03, 2018

Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003