Minecraft

A game where you can jump move around and find diamonds. It is my favorite game and is super sexy. The graphics are phenomenal and have me kising my computer skreen. They have awesome girl friends that will definetly want you. There are awesome mods like the Crawl mod and DM mod.

Girl #1: Wow! This Minecraft game is amazing!
Girl #2: I know right! Even i'm a Minecrafter!

by Minecrafter_123 May 31, 2018

Minecraft

A horror game that is addicting to adults and kids, its just all squares. You get attacked by christian monsters and bruise yourself cutting trees.

Timmy : "MOTHER! I got A+ on my test!"
Mother : "SHUT UP I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT"
Timmy : "But mother.."
Mother : "YOU MADE ME DIE IN MINECRAFT!"

by TimmyAndHisDefinitions February 10, 2019

Minecraft

An epic game that is epic

Hey, did you know that Jason hates minecraft? He's tottally gay!

by SayNoToMilkDuds October 11, 2020

Minecraft

A Highly Addictive Drug Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started Dying Out Because a New drug was Created called

Fortnite. It allows your Creativity to run Wild and Higher than A Jamaican dude.
Became a widely used drug in 2019
Because someone modified it.

Tim: Bro Wtf why are you playing Minecraft? That Game is Dead.
Carlos: Why are you playing fortnite?
That game is Overrated.
Tim: Alright Give me a A Controller, Let's Hop on Our Old Worlds.

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

Minecraft

The best game ever invented and if you dont play your just broke lol

Billy the cool kid: hey tom do you play minecraft
Tom: no i dont like it
Billy the cool kid: your so gay and broke dude....

by G4YM3R October 12, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft is the game of legends that will NEVER die. Well... it will NEVER DIE TWICE!

Person 1: Hey do you think that Minecraft is dying again?
Person 2: Tf did you just say?
Person 1: I just wanted to know if-
Person 2: *Repeatedly impales Person 1 with their Sharpness V diamond sword

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft good Fortnite bad

Overlord: Hey guys... Minecraft!!

Primitive underlings: Ooga Booga!

by Cartography, the wise May 18, 2019