simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

Pulling Machine

A person (mainly a boy) who is usually seen chatting up girls (or boys) at parties. They may have numerous girls (or boys) around him/her. The term comes from the term "pull" meaning to attract someone to a point where they start to have casual sex.

Guy 1: "Did you see Ryan with those birds?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he's an A-class pulling machine!"

by donkin' D December 21, 2010

Machine Technolgy

A shop at a Tech high school where people like to park there vans.

why is it so crowded in machine technolgy?

by yohoeeits February 19, 2009

washing machine

When someone's tongue makes an unpleasant repetative circular motion while performing oral sex on a woman.

Oh my god, he was a washing machine, I had to fake it to make him stop!

by Olivia E November 5, 2006

Cigarette machine

Performing a hand job in a male who is defecating.

It is like a cigarette machine. You pull the rod and the pack falls out only this time it is a brown surprise

by Juan Tolchez February 3, 2018

part of the machine

(Preludes) Butt Leach, Brown Nose.

A Person Can Become "Part Of The Machine" If After Receiving A Promotion Or Raise. They Become Obedient To The Authority Often While Having No Regard For Former Relationships.
(A.K.A.) Gone Corporate, Gone Matrix.

Damn! Whats Gotten Into Him Lately? He Treats Us Like Shit and He Thinks His Don't Stink!

Ahh He's "Part Of The Machine" Fuck'em...

by DGringo October 1, 2009

Nice machine

something of the highest quality

"Look at the tits on her!"
"Yeah, nice machine"

by felchmeister General October 22, 2003