LOVE - A complete load of emotional crap that women use to try and control men.
Practiced by teenage girls, when the art has been perfected it will be used against a man who has a well paying job and many assets.
She will then spew forth her demonic offspring to continue the cycle and maybe a male child as well.
She will then wait the appropriate amount of time, divorce and take 50% or more of the man's hard earned belongings which she did nothing for, ruining his life and not caring at all.
Once she has spent all the money, in some countries she, by law can come back for another portion even if the man's assets now were made by him AFTER divorce.
If you find yourself under the effects of this Satanic curse, please see your nearest Priest and have the curse removed ASAP.
Practiced by teenage girls, when the art has been perfected it will be used against a man who has a well paying job and many assets.
She will then spew forth her demonic offspring to continue the cycle and maybe a male child as well.
She will then wait the appropriate amount of time, divorce and take 50% or more of the man's hard earned belongings which she did nothing for, ruining his life and not caring at all.
Once she has spent all the money, in some countries she, by law can come back for another portion even if the man's assets now were made by him AFTER divorce.
If you find yourself under the effects of this Satanic curse, please see your nearest Priest and have the curse removed ASAP.
Teenage Girl: MWAHAHA Now I shall use this new evil art which I name love, to destroy men and become rich without getting off my lying, fat, lazy ass!
by JemBrm January 16, 2008
Get the lovemug. when you really love someone, you have a back-and-forth, give-and-take connection and you can laugh together and talk about troubles and think aloud. You like hanging out in public or in private. You look forward to seeing each other and miss each other when apart. When together you don't feel self-consious or pressured but secure, calm and at peace. Your bond is real, not one-way, obsessive, or all in your head. It is a feeling that cannot be described in words and is so strong you can barely stand it. You think about them first thing when you wake up and last thing before you go to bed. The only thing you want to do is be together and it's the greatest feeling in the world.
by Brittne February 25, 2007
Get the lovemug. Love is that undescribeale feeling of bliss where you glow just to chat to the person your in love with. It can be a feeling of sadness when they don't talk or leave you even for a moment. Love can mess with your mind and judgement but the consequences don't matter cos an undescribeable feeling of happiness is greater than ...chocolate cake to a fat kid.
"I love you" are the purest words you will ever receive if the person you love says it to you and means it :)
"I love you" are the purest words you will ever receive if the person you love says it to you and means it :)
by unbeknowntomeisyou February 25, 2007
Get the lovemug. love is the greatest feeling ever. when it's gone you feel like you feel like there's no point in living. love is when feel like ur dying when the person is gone. when all u can think about is that person every night and day. where you can't go a second without the smallest thing reminding you of them. how you never want to let them go so you fight for them as much u can. when in your in love the only thing you want is for that person to be in bed with you holding you saying I love u. love isn't all about the sex. you know when your in love when u kiss that person and you feel like crying. love is where you care so much about a person where you just want to make sure that person is happy no matter what even if that means they can't be with you.
1. you love someone enough you let them go if they love you back they will come back
2. I loved him enough to let go... he hasn't come back
2. I loved him enough to let go... he hasn't come back
by lovelost424 December 24, 2009
Get the lovemug. a feeling so intense and powerful for someone; you dont think you could ever feel the same way about anyone else.
whenever your not with said person you "love", you miss them like crazy and can't stop thinking about them.
whenever your not with said person you "love", you miss them like crazy and can't stop thinking about them.
"i LOVE bruce so much, i could never imagine being with anyone else."
"im so in love with you, baby"
"im so in love with you, baby"
by zoeloveshim[: June 25, 2008
Get the lovemug. There is no such thing as love. it is mearly an illusion or trick the mind plays on the body to get it to mate and reproduce.
You need no example to explain this.
People "Fall in Love" everyday to reproduce and keep the human race going.
People "Fall in Love" everyday to reproduce and keep the human race going.
by Number twenty-three July 31, 2007
Get the lovemug. I was in love once that shit fucked me up
by killer023 September 11, 2015
Get the lovemug.