Blow your load

When u blow a nice juicy load all over some big juicy tits u blow your load all over those tits ane make them white

Blow your load Bob blowed his load all over karens tits

by Bigmoistbob666 February 12, 2021

musket loader

The act of ramming a woman's tampon further into her vaginal cavity by use of your penis while participating in sexual intercourse. (Woman must be menstruating.)

CJ: "Hey Max, how'd it go with that bitch last night?"
Max: "Well she was on her period"
CJ: "Damn, that sucks."
Max: "Nah, dude I just gave her a musket loader!"

"Dude, how does your wife put in her tampon during menstruation, after the accident?"
"Well considering she no longer has arms, I just give her a monthly musket loader."

by GUVHMC January 7, 2006

lado

Nepali slang for penis

Wanna suck my lado?

by Sherpa April 24, 2004

poz loads

The word, meaning HIV-positive semen ejaculations, first started on a gay men forum, where the users wanted to find HIV negative people and infect them. While this is serious and they shouldn't be doing this, it is very funny to hear them talk.

I'd like to drop my POZ LOADS on the neg butts.

by bttfpromo August 11, 2006

Laado

A man who acts like an immature girl. Like a kind of girl who knows every shit on earth but would act like a nursery kid when asked to acknowledge it. A man who is a pussy at time of action.

I asked Rohit to stop painting his nails and do something more manly, like fix my broken car. He just ran into his house and complained to wife mom about me. He is just a fucking laado.

by Sigmadrunkguy July 22, 2022

nerd load

indicates three or more pens in the breast pocket of one's shirt

If you need a pen go to Andy; he's always rocking a nerd load.

by J. A. S. May 15, 2007

spunk loader

Boston Creme donut. From the semen-like filling inside.

"Hey, you got any spunk loaders in that box of donuts?"

by Copper_head December 31, 2007