Leather pumpkin

Slang word for a crude implement made out of non traditional items used for self pleasure
I was so poor as a bachelor I had to hump a leather pumpkin
by Martybj September 22, 2023
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leather caddy

A leather caddy is a specialized Sub that carries toys of the trade for a Leather Daddy.
Leather Daddy: "What size anal beads would you suggest we use on the new Otter?
Leather Caddy: "this isn't his first visit, I think a mid-size set would work."
by Scuzz83 July 26, 2018
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leather

natural animal asset, ideally placed, by Nature Itself, on the actual animal, in perpetuity.

something you no longer need in the modern world, with all these breathtaking technological advancements and successfully applied research in the field of better-for-you, more ethical, more sustainable materials.

opportunity to evolve beyond being a selfish traditionalist.
person A: no! my favourite brands are still producing leather goods inscribed with Gucci/D&G/LV/...
person B: no! there is nothing more luxurious than a leather couch or car seat.
person C: no! that black leather jacket makes me feel trendy/cool/younger than i actually am, the feeling needs to be real.
by wokeup2this July 10, 2022
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Leathers

Leathers are what is considered a whole species of southerners or vacationers in the south who are clearly already leathered. Yet the continue to bronze themselves into oblivion. They are often times in small adult undies with a glossy finish to them as if they have pre lubed themselves with oil prior to their progressive leathering process.

These leathers should be visualized and perceived as something similar to a “walker” but very much still alive.
The leathers keep taking all the good chairs
by Silentsparky February 22, 2024
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Leather bag

A person who has a very attractive face but a not so attractive body
If only she had a good body, she is just a leather bag.
by Realistslang July 11, 2017
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Dunk the Leather

Another phrase used for playing basketball, usually in a street setting, with a large group of friends.
Hey man, let's hit the streets and dunk the leather!
by Stomping Eggshells December 20, 2010
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silky leather

cum soaked leather made up of penis hairs
hey I like silky leather

thanks yours is nice to
by p in it March 17, 2021
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