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Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy
Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick
by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 9, 2021
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Lava

B-rad: I can’t wait for a mouthful of hot lava

Chad: I’ve got a horn full ready to erupt.

B-rad: only if you let me keep the change
by hectorzeroni69 May 3, 2018
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Lava Armada

The Lava Armada is a Group of Firery Rouges that are Ransacking Everything and Taking their Right, Atleast what they proclaim is their Right.

Their Cast is Tino, Colby, Aylex, Elija. and Elisabeth, Hope, REDACTED, REDACTED. Included also is a Spectre named "Gonzalés"

Its a Fictional Group in the Online Circles of Anarcy, Their Real Namea are Unknown.

Presumed Leader: "Tino" (Real Name Unknown)

Extra Information Regarding the Rogues:
- They hate Mangrove Trees
- They are Located in the Butter Barn
- They Hail the King LavaError
- There is one Ilegal amongst them
- Most if not all of them are Nazi's
Lava Armada: Burning the Night
Ransacking Everything, Taking their Right
From the Shadows, Emerge with Fire
Fear and Chaos, The Twisted Desire
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lava chicken

a lava chicken is one of the biggest memes from the Minecraft Movie. It's basically a Minecraft chicken dunked in lava. I don't really know how else to describe it.
person 1: "La la la lava ch ch ch chicken Steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell"
person 2: "ooh mamacita now you're ringin' the bell"
person 3: "criiispy and juicy now you're havin' a snack"
person 4: "oooh super spicy it's a lava attaaaackk"
by weeble.woble123 April 16, 2025
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Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.
I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.
by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021
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Lava Chicken

A term used to describe chicken cooked using lava, or cooked at a very hot degree in a small amount of time. this term was spawned from a scene that was in 'A Minecraft Movie' (2025)
"You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? I did, and you're about to find out. You hear that? That's the sound of sizz-uh-ling! mhm. smell that smell... la-la-la-lava! ch-ch-ch-chicken! Steve's Lava Chicken, yeah, it's tasty as hell! Ooh, mama-cita, now you're ringing the bell! Crispy and juicy, now you're having a snack! Ooh, super spicy, it's a lava attaaaaaaaack!" a quote said by Steve (played by Jack Black) in the aforementioned scene.
by Blind Ant Boi! October 6, 2025
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