Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

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I lava you

Something that little kids on Roblox say, since Roblox tags everything like in the case..I love you.
So instead kids will say, ‘i lava you’

Kid 1: ########
Kid 2: huh?
Kid 1: sorry, Roblox tagged it, I meant: I lava you

by JAYJAY <3 February 24, 2024

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Lava lamppp

When a owner has sex with his or her horse multiple times. Basically sitting on a horse cock.

Last night I went to the barn and lava lamppp with my new bourse

by Alliefuckingsmokes December 19, 2019

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Lava Taco

A woman's vagina (taco) that is still bleeding from menstruation (lava flow).

I wouldn't go down on her all weekend because she had that lava taco.

by SR20DEN September 02, 2008

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Molten lava dick

The ultimate trap for big women on tinder step one by a molten lava chocolate cake from Chili’s to go step to invite a big woman from Tinder step three stick a dick in Cake step for let her enjoy

Hey bro I had this fat bitch come over and she enjoyed this molten lava dick

by Cheeseburger 6969420 August 09, 2021

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