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three martini lunch

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A leisure lunch taken with other proffessionals for the purposes of buisness. Often with clients or coworkers. 3 martini's = 3 hours.

Modern equivlant is two martini lunch which means to have a short three martini lunch
Bob and Susan took their clients out for a three martini lunch to discuss future products releases.
by AA March 22, 2005
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milk launcher

The single flake that exists in every bowl of cereal that will cause milk to shoot sideways across the table when poured on it.
Damn it, why must there always be a milk launcher?
by Cuddles McStig May 28, 2008
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lunch break

the period of time in the middle of the work day where you rent a motel room and spend 100 bucks on a cheap ass hooker
Man: "I'm a hit man, I'm supposed to kill a hooker today, it's my lunch break and I want sex."

Hooker: "Well when your time's up you go back to work."

Man: "In that case, when my time's up, so is yours."
by Menyae Shoemaker March 28, 2009
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cigarette lunch

when you do have time to eat lunch, you smoke a cigarette instead. the cigarette suppresses your hunger tiding you over to the next meal.
Q:Hey, what did you have for lunch today?

A: nothing, i had a cigarette lunch

I have no time in between classes on tuesday to eat lunch, so i have a cigarette lunch while i walk to my next class.
by smokerjoecollegestudent November 17, 2009
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baby's lunchbag

As defined in Frisky Dingo, it refers to female breasts (or overweight male breasts).
X-tacle: "Baby's lunchbag!"
(Starts feeling Wendall's breasts)
Wendall: "Om-nom-nom-nom"
X-tacle: "Eat that lunch, baby."
by BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH June 3, 2009
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ladies who lunch

Rich middle-aged women with no jobs or other meaningful way to occupy their time, who descend on upscale cafes around lunchtime to hang out with each other more because they have nothing better to do than because they like the company. Generally despised by cafe workers.
I don't know why Ina Garten has this "ladies who lunch" persona -- you know she busts her ass when she goes to work.
by Lady Csyde January 16, 2007
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Launchpad McQuack

A sexual act with several steps.

1. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car.

2. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle.

3. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.
Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls.
by Jaroferic January 11, 2012
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